"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC
Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
I feel like one of the things that sets Bobs Burgers apart from its counterparts in shows like Family Guy is its penchant for love and sincerity in its characters. Tina doesn’t get relentlessly mocked by her family members for being awkward and homely for laughs like Meg Griffin would be, the comedy is instead in how they defend her from people giving her crap. The parents and the kids and the siblings all have moments where they assess how close they are often and it’s something not seen much in these sort of family-based animated comedies (besides early Simpsons). BB may not be a perfect show by any means, but I feel like its sense of heart definitely makes it more fun to watch than a lot of its peers in primetime animated comedies.
me during sports class
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Game of Thrones drinking game. Every time one of these happens, drinks. Guaranteed passing out.
- Cersei or Tyrion drinks
- Jon Snow looks concerned
- Hodor says Hodor
- Sansa lies
- Joffrey is an asshole
- Littlefinger does something with ulterior motives
- Ayra is violent
- someone says their house words
- Melisandre is creepy
- Theon screams